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THE DEVIL WENT DOWN TO NEW YORK CITY: 911 Greeting
"THE DEVIL WENT DOWN TO NEW YORK CITY"

The devil came down on NYC
He was lookin for souls to steal
And he was in a bind
Cause he was way behind
With an arab he'd made a deal

When he killed our own on american soil
We knew it was an evil plot
Bush stepped upon that podium
Said" boy let me tell you what:

I bet you didn't know it
But we got plans of our own too.
And if you care to take a dare
I'll make a bet with you.

You may have begun this battle boy,
But give america it's due
We're gonna find you no matter where you go
We'll win this war against you.

The marine said: my names Johnny
This is where i come in
I'm part of this bet your gonna regret
Cause we're the best that's ever been.

Airforce load up our planes and
bomb those arabs hard
Cause hell's broke loose in america
Bush called out the national guard.
And when we win you'll not see
those shiny streets of gold
You'll have lost ,
now the devils got your soul.

The navy jumped on our ships and said:
We'll start this show"
Fire flew from there turrets as
they struck a mighty blow.

The army marched across the sands
And they made an evil hiss
Then a band of volunteers joined in
And it sounded something like this.

When you attacked america you said
"look what i have done"
But just cower there in your hole
And let our soldiers show you how it's done.

Fire in the towers run boys run
America was attacked at the rising sun
Terrorism's always been a faceless foe
It's gonna be a dogfight don't cha'll know.

The devil bowed his head
Cause he knew that he'd been beat
And he realized our american spirit
he can not defeat

Bush said: devil just come on back
If you ever wanna try again...
I done told you once
You son-of-a-gun
America's the best it's ever been!!!!


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